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Sylph of Snark

greathaircut:

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

for-the-cosplay:

how to cosplay

  • cry
  • procrastinate
  • spend obscene amounts of money at the craft store
  • ???????
  • pray to the cosplay goddess for redemption
  • bleed on costume
  • cry some more
  • HOT GLUE
  • woolah you are now a cosplayer

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

I think the only thing I actually dislike about the Noragami anime is that Yato’s pretty hung up on the fact that he’s a god of war in the first few episodes but spends basically the entire manga ignoring that fact, and only confronting it when he’s like “nope, don’t wanna be a god of calamity thanks.”

i COULD go to class but i could also stay home and re-watch noragami

I forgot to turn off suspend mode on my pump last night and now my blood sugar’s super high

OTL

at least I got away with only small/trace ketones ;;

when i die please archive and publish all my facebook conversations with matt

mY BOSS CHANGED MY WORK SCHEDULE ON SUNDAY SO THAT I STAY TILL 11 NOT 8

BOSS NO

THAT’S LIKE

12 HOURS

NOOOOOOO

Arriving at your gender identity 15 years late with Starbucks